A: Hello, is this the Smith residence?
A: What's for dinner?
B: I should be asking you that.
A: What? Why do you say that?
B: You're old enough to cook dinner.
A: Are you saying it's my turn now?
B: Actually, that's exactly what I'm saying.
A: What would you like to eat, then?
B: I'm craving some spaghetti, bread, and even a salad.
A: Frozen pizza it is, then!
B: You are so lazy! Can you even cook?
A: Of course I can cook! I choose not to.
B: You're having hot pockets for dinner tomorrow.