A: What is that you're eating?
B: It's a house salad.
A: What order are you waiting for?
B: Oh, I'm not waiting for an order to come.
A: You mean that's all the lunch you're having?
B: Yes, this is my lunch today.
A: Are you on a diet?
B: No, I just felt like eating a salad.
A: It's only got lettuce!
B: No. It has cucumbers and carrots, too.
A: What's that on the top?
B: Steamed chicken. It's delicious!
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