11. Barely Late

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A: Here are the books I'm returning.

B: Looks like they're late. The late fee is $5.

A: Okay, I'm only one minute late.

B: One minute late, one month late, one year late, it doesn't matter.

A: Are you kidding me? There's a big difference between one minute and one month.

B: Look, the point is - they're late.

A: Screw you! I ain't payin $5.

B: I guess you'll never borrow another book, magazine, or video here ever again.

A: It's okay, because I don't even like this library.

B: This library doesn't like you either!

A: I am leaving! You are plain rude.

B: Leave! Nobody wants to see you.