15. Be Quiet

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A: Can you please shut up?

B: Maybe if you ask nicely, I will!

A: This is a library, so you have to shut up.

B: I didn't know laughing was a crime.

A: It's a crime in the library.

B: You're just jealous, because I'm having a good time, and you're not.

A: No, that's not it at all.

B: I'll shut up if you say you're sorry.

A: Sorry for what? If anything, you should say sorry.

B: Okay, fine. I'm sorry that your parents didn't teach you how to be nice.

A: That does it. I'm getting a librarian.

B: Go get one!