A: There really is no place like home even after a vacation.
B: Um honey, did you tell the neighbor to water the plants?
A: I thought you did.
B: What about the mail, did you tell the neighbor to pick that up?
A: So I have to do everything around here?
B: What about the cat?
A: What about the cat?
B: Did you get the neighbor to feed the cat while we were gone?
A: Cats are pretty good at taking care of themselves.
B: I can't believe you!
A: At least no one broke into the house while we were gone.
B: Thank goodness for the small miracle.