1. Guitar Lessons

A: Did you hear about the community college?

B: No. What about it?

A: It's offering summer courses.

B: I'm too old to go back to school.

A: Those kinds of courses are not the ones I'm talking about.

B: What are you so excited for, then?

A: They're offering music lessons!

B: That sounds interesting. What kind?

A: They teach almost every instrument there is!

B: Wow! I've always wanted to play the guitar.

A: Do you really think you can with such fat fingers?