2. Spyware

A: My computer won't turn on.

B: Did you charge the battery?

A: Yes, I charged it all night.

B: Have you dropped it recently?

A: No, I've never dropped it.

B: Maybe it has a virus.

A: You mean maybe it's sick?

B: No, you may have downloaded spyware.

A: Do you think I need a new computer?

B: Probably, and some spyware protection, too.

A: I bet it was the government spying on me!

B: I really doubt you're worth spying on.