A: My computer won't turn on.
B: Did you charge the battery?
A: Yes, I charged it all night.
B: Have you dropped it recently?
A: No, I've never dropped it.
B: Maybe it has a virus.
A: You mean maybe it's sick?
B: No, you may have downloaded spyware.
A: Do you think I need a new computer?
B: Probably, and some spyware protection, too.
A: I bet it was the government spying on me!
B: I really doubt you're worth spying on.
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