A: Why do they call this bubble tea?
B: I think it's because of the balls on the bottom.
A: They don't look like bubbles to me.
B: I told my sister they were frog eggs.
A: Did she believe you?
B: Yes. She started crying.
A: Why was she crying?
B: She said I was mean for eating baby frogs.
A: I agree with your sister; you're pretty mean.
B: It was just a bit of fun.
A: Well, did you know they're really fish eyes?
B: You're definitely not funny.