A: What a delicious meal!
B: Don't stick your chopsticks in the rice like that!
A: What's wrong with it?
B: It's very bad manners.
A: Oh. I didn't know that.
B: You also shouldn't hold them in your mouth.
A: Where should I put them, then?
B: Just lay them neatly across your plate.
A: Chinese restaurants have a lot of rules!
B: Are you kidding? Fancy restaurants have three forks!
A: Never mind, I prefer two sticks to three forks!
B: Definitely! So mind your manners, please!