A: Why are you limping around like that?
B: I signed up for the new yoga class.
A: Did they make you do all those weird positions?
B: Yes! Some of those stretches hurt!
A: I'm not flexible enough for yoga.
B: I don't think I am, either.
A: Why did you sign up for it?
B: I heard it's good for your body.
A: I heard mostly women take that class.
B: Well, there's that, too.
A: This is punishment for your bad intentions.
B: Maybe. Either way, I don't deserve this!