13. Yoga

A: Why are you limping around like that?

B: I signed up for the new yoga class.

A: Did they make you do all those weird positions?

B: Yes! Some of those stretches hurt!

A: I'm not flexible enough for yoga.

B: I don't think I am, either.

A: Why did you sign up for it?

B: I heard it's good for your body.

A: I heard mostly women take that class.

B: Well, there's that, too.

A: This is punishment for your bad intentions.

B: Maybe. Either way, I don't deserve this!