14. Marathon

A: That's a funny-looking outfit!

B: It's a professional running suit.

A: Why are you wearing it?

B: I'm training for the marathon!

A: I didn't know you liked running.

B: I'm just trying to lose weight.

A: Well, this is a good way to do it.

B: The marathon is also a fundraiser.

A: Maybe I'll sponsor you.

B: Why don't you just run instead?

A: Are you calling me fat?

B: I just thought both sides would benefit that way.