A: Do you have any online accounts?
B: What is an online account?
A: Something you use on social networks.
B: I don't know what those are.
A: Websites where you talk about yourself.
B: Why would I want to do that?
A: So you can make friends.
B: I already have friends.
A: You can make more friends.
B: But I don't need more friends.
A: Forget I mentioned anything.
B: You're still my friend, right?