A: You should add me on Facebook.
B: I don't have a Facebook.
A: Why don't you make one?
B: I don't have money.
A: Facebook is free to join.
B: What do I have to do?
A: Go to the website and sign up.
B: It says I need an email address.
A: Don't you have one?
B: I don't remember the password.
A: Don't you ever email friends?
B: I like texting better.