A: I can't pay for the ticket.
B: Why can't you pay for the ticket?
A: Well, I just got laid off from my job.
B: Okay, Mr. Richardson. I'm going to give you an alternative.
A: What do you mean?
B: I am going to have to give you 36 hours of community service.
A: Thank you for the opportunity, Your Honor.
B: You will report to the nearest community service center.
A: They will tell me where to go?
B: Yes, they will give you an option of places to go.
A: Thank you, Your Honour. I greatly appreciate it.
B: You're welcome. I hope you don't plan on returning to this courtroom anytime soon.