A: I'm so bad at picking out gifts for my husband.
B: The eternal question of what to get for the man who has everything.
A: What do you suggest?
B: Well, is your husband into sports?
A: He is a huge fan of both soccer and American football.
B: Well, the football season is about to start. How about a jersey from his favorite team?
A: That's actually a great idea.
B: Just tell me what size he is.
A: He's really tall but slim.
B: How about a large then?
A: If it doesn't fit, can I return it?
B: I'll include a gift receipt so he can return it, too.